Shaggy

An ode to no one.

On my way home, as I was walking down my hall I heard this conversation:
Person: Yo Man
Person #2: Yo
Person: Open up man
Person#2: What do you want, man?
Person: My girl just caught me
Person #2: You let her catch you?
Person: I don't know ho I let this happen.
Person #2: With who?
Person: The girl next door, you know.
Person #2: Man
Person: I don't know what to do.
Person #2: Say it wasn't you.
Person: Alright

Ok, so it was the song, but the great part was it was absolutely blasting, and the man who walked out of the apartment was ancient. And I'm talking completely bald, definitely shrunken and positively adorable with apparently amazing music taste.